Do you have any collections?
Nein.
A truly dreadful pun in bad German. Of course I have collections – who doesn’t gather things? I’ve got all but two of Hemingway’s books, most of Louis de Berniere’s, and Steinbeck’s books… and Dylan’s music. All of the Beatles’ stuff [ a collection which shows my age, and exquisite taste in music]; photo albums [still not digitised] and a heep of bad pun memories.
Paintings too, most in the Impressionist style.
Lordy, now I’ve started won’t someone shut me up.
A very little German joke.